have you ever seen a chicken strip There are two kinds of people in this world.
omgamole: you dont know frustration until youve tried plugging something into a socket in the dark
when you sat in a weird position for a long time and you move and then your foot feels like this most accurate description of anything accurate ever in the history of accuracy
sandstrums: a drug dealer that deals chickens instead of drugs
I DROPPED THE KETCHUP AND SCREAMED IN SHOCK AND THEN MY BROTHER CAME IN AND THOUGHT IT WAS BLOOD AND SCREAMED TOO AND WE WERE BOTH SCREAMING AT KETCHUP
banesboner: if you read this you’re my valentines no take backs
empotes: novakian: ohai-mg: cuddleing: i lost it with the salad completely lost it at the gravy are you srs i couldn’t make it past the brussels sprouts this is my favourite video
do you ever just wake up and go “nope” and roll over and go back to sleep
fadjit: I can’t believe all of you can fit inside my computer
hiccupartist: when i first heard of shark weak i thought no. impossible. no such thing. shark strong
8yrs: my happiness is directly connected to the speed of my internet connection
jaaaaaaaaaackfrost: the moon is kind of a creep the sun is polite and leaves when it’s night time meanwhile during the day sometimes you can see the moon just watching
nue: itunes has got it all wrong the hottest single of the year is me
horse-feces: ivegottobethere: ima-ho-ho-ho: rneerkat: snapfox: rneerkat: rneerkat: what happens to nitrogen when the sun rises it becomes daytrogen I’m going to bed. good nitrogen sleep tightrogen don’t let the bed bugs bitrogen
pizzaforpresident: pizzaforpresident: A white girl walks into a tattoo shop. “Uhmm… Do you guys do infinity symbols? Like on wrists?” guess how many white girls with infinity symbol tattoos on their wrists sent me angry messages because of this post?
mrscphillips: Look at this guy he has three fucking arms if that doesn’t sell clothes I don’t know what will
limpdickmirrorpic: gaywhitesweater2: gaywhitesweater: do you ever look at people’s urls and whisper “you don’t deserve it.” i’m still crying
paging-doctorfaggot: if u have ever said u finished a game of monopoly u are a liar
wheelcher2: coolpup: is it pets mart or pet smart are we human or are we dancers
thesickestjokes: I love walking on the beach with my girlfriend. Until the LSD wears off and I’m just dragging a stolen mannequin around a car park.