have you ever seen a chicken strip
There are two kinds of people in this world.
(Source: pizzaforpresident, via coconola)
you dont know frustration until youve tried plugging something into a socket in the dark
when you sat in a weird position for a long time and you move and then your foot feels like this
most accurate description of anything accurate ever in the history of accuracy
(Source: niggaqueef, via harry--smyles)
a drug dealer that deals chickens instead of drugs
(via harry--smyles)
I DROPPED THE KETCHUP AND SCREAMED IN SHOCK AND THEN MY BROTHER CAME IN AND THOUGHT IT WAS BLOOD AND SCREAMED TOO AND WE WERE BOTH SCREAMING AT KETCHUP
(Source: teletubbiesmpreg, via he-made-me-insecuree)
